Where's Patrick? 

Most of the time in California. The Los Angeles slash Orange County area. The rest of the time, I'm standing right behind you, ducking out of view just as you turn around.

Is He on Social Media?

Not really. I am for work, but that's hidden behind a big corporate mask. You'll have to hear my pithy witticisms, hot takes on TV shows, and bad puns in person. I'm on LinkedIn, though. Gotta get paid.

Can I Have His Phone Number?

Only if you ask nicely.

 

I Must Contact Patrick. I Must. I Must.

I'm flattered. You'd turn around to see I'm blushing if I hadn't just ducked out of view. To contact me, use this handy form. It's pretty self explanatory. If you have questions on how the form works, email me using the form with the Subject: Oh Wait, I Figured It Out.